The One With the East German Laundry Detergent
东德洗衣液
[Scene: Monica and Rachel’s apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to poseas假扮 his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with撮合莫妮卡和 Angela’s boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself他自己把安吉拉夺回来.]
Joey: Monica, I’m telling you, this guy is perfect for you.
Tina笔记：
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who couldbelch the alphabet.
Tina笔记：
Joey: Come on. This guy’s great. His name’s Bob. He’s Angela’s... brother. He’s smart, he’s sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...
Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.
Joey:What?
Monica: Ugly Naked Guy’s laying kitchen tile. Eww!
Tina笔记：
Joey: Eww! Look, I’m asking a favorhere. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.
Tina笔记：
ask a favor- 请求帮助
come back to sb - 回到某人身边
Monica: What’s going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
Tina笔记：
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
[Scene: Ross’ apartment, Chandler is over.]
Ross: (on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica’s not coming, it’s just gonna be me and Rachel.
Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you’ve thought this thing through?
Tina笔记：
Ross: It’s laundry. The thinking through is minimal.
Chandler: It’s just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You’re going on a date.
Ross: Nuh-uh.
Chandler: Yuh-huh.
Ross:So whatare you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
Tina笔记：
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she’s gonna see your underwear—you want it to be dirty?
Ross: (sheepish 窘迫的) No.
Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with mySnuggles? What, it says I’m a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Tina笔记：
- There you go.- 这就对了。 You’re doing that well or correctly.
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela’s brother.]
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Joey: Yep.
Monica: Which?
Joey: Which what?
Monica: You’ve never met Bob, have you?
Joey: No, but he’s...
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Tina笔记：
(Angela and Bob walk in. Bob is good-looking.)
Angela: Hey, Joey.
Monica: ...horribly attractive. I’ll be shutting upnow.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others另一半.]
Chandler: Where are they? Where are they?
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Chandler: It’s great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
Tina笔记：
Phoebe: Eww, I don’t wanna do that.
(Janice and Phoebe’s boyfriend, Tony, walk in.)
Chandler: Here we go.
Phoebe: Ok, have a good break-up.
Chandler: Hey, Janice.
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Tina笔记：
supremely - 极其、极为
awful - 糟糕的
Chandler: Hey, that’s not good. Can I get an espressoand a latte over here, please?
Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the day, and I went shopping...(looks through her bags) and I got you, I’m looking, I’m looking, I’m looking, I got you...
- proof - 样片 a copy of printed material which is produced so that mistakes can be corrected
- photo shoot - （尤指为模特或名人进行的）照片拍摄 A photo shoot is an occasion when a photographer takes pictures, especially of models or famous people, to be used in a newspaper or magazine.
- blow off sth - 浪费时间 To engage in frivolous or unproductive activities.
(Chandler sees Phoebe breaking up with Tony. She talks to him for a few seconds, hugs him, and then he leaves. Chandler is amazed how easy it was for her.)Chandler: What?
Janice: What?
Chandler: (covering掩饰) What... did you get me there?
Janice: I got you... these. (pulls out a pair of socks)
Chandler:Bullwinkle socks. That’s so sweet.
Tina笔记：
Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky, or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Tina笔记：
Chandler: That’s great.
(The drinks arrive, and Chandler downs喝下 his espresso in one gulp一口.)
Chandler: Well, I’m gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?
Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, I’m still working onmine.
Tina笔记：
(Chandler walks over to the counter where Phoebe is, and is asking her about the break-up.)
Chandler: That’s it?
Phoebe: Yeah, it was really hard.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.
Tina笔记：
Phoebe: Ok, you weren’t there.
Tina笔记：
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