The One With the East German Laundry Detergent
东德洗衣液
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel’s clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Woman:Coming through. Move, move.
Tina笔记:
Rachel: Oh, excuse me. I waskindausing that machine.
Tina笔记:
Woman: Yeah, well, now you’re kinda not.
Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
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Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, is that your basket? It’s really pretty. Unfortunately, I don’t see suds.
Tina笔记:
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
(Ross arrives.)
Ross: What’s going on?
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
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Ross: Was your basket on top?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Ross: So?
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That’s my friend’s machine.
Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn’t in it.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that’s not the rule and you know it.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat 自助洗衣店) All right, show’s over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let’s do laundry.
Tina笔记:
Rachel: That was amazing. I can’t even send backsoup.
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Ross: Well, that’s because you’re such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
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(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.Background:Soap Blench Softener 肥皂漂洗柔软剂)
Rachel: What’s that?
Ross:Uberveiss. It’s new, it’s German, it’s extra-tough.
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(Rachel starts to load her clothes.)
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
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Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I’m a laundry virgin.
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Ross:Uh, well, don’t worry, I’ll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
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Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, well, what about these white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
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Ross:(visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
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[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table.]
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Angela:BrooklynHeights.
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Bob:Cleveland.
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Monica: How, how did that happen?
Joey: Oh my god.
Monica: What?
Joey: I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I’m not.
Commercial Break
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Joey: So, you and Angela, huh?
Bob: Yep. Pretty much.
Tina笔记:
Joey: You’re a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
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Bob: Huh, I never really noticed.
Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it.
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Bob: Monica, Monica is great.Joey: Yeah, but it’s not gonna last. She’s too much for me in bed. Sexually.
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[Scene: The ladies’ bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
Monica: I’ve gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Angela: Yeah, isn’t he?
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
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Angela: You know what else? He’s unbelievable in bed.
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
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Angela: Huh. That’s nice.[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is coaching辅导 Chandler on how to break up with Janice.]
Phoebe: Ok, you can do this. It’s just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.
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(Chandler walks back to couch, where Janice is.)
Chandler:Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don’t think we should go out anymore. Janice.
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Janice: All right. Well, there you go. (she gets extremely wound up紧张生气的, and begins to try and calm herself down) Stop it, stop it, stop it.
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